Here comesDAT BOI
The green-unicycle warlord rolling straight out of a liquidity pool with -98% IQ and +400% conviction. Dat Boi is not a meme anymore. He is a protocol exploit wearing a frog suit.
He arrives uninvited,
unannounced, unhinged.
unicycle vibes
He arrives uninvited, unannounced, unhinged — like the dev renouncing ownership at 3AM and tweeting "gm".
Dat Boi doesn't warn you. He doesn't guide you. He doesn't care. He just rolls in, croaks "waddup," and suddenly you're down 70% but still bullish because the frog "has momentum."
He is kinetic stupidity. Unicycle velocity. Frog-centric liquidation physics. A portable shrine of vibez, volatility, and financial self-harm disguised as community culture.
Financial Self-Harm as Culture
Dat Boi doesn't promise utility. He is the utility. A portable shrine of vibez, volatility, and financial self-harm disguised as community culture.
He is the spirit of:
- aping first, researching never
- entering a chart shaped like a ski slope
- adding liquidity with rent money
- refreshing Dexscreener every 9 seconds
- pretending this time it's different
He just rolls in, croaks "waddup,"and suddenly you're down 70% but still bullish because the frog "has momentum."
Just full send until chain halts.
Hop on the Unicycle in 4 Steps
Get your wallet ready
Install MetaMask or any EVM wallet. Backup that seed phrase like your liquidity depends on it.
Load up on ETH
Bridge or buy ETH. No point rolling up empty-handed to the unicycle party.
Hit Uniswap
Paste the DAT BOI contract address and prepare for kinetic stupidity.
Full Send
Swap ETH for DAT BOI tokens. Post 'oh sh*t waddup' and embrace the velocity.
Tokenomics
Ticker
$DATBOI
Supply
420.00M
Tax
0/0
LP
BURNED
Where's Dat Boi charting at?
Roadmap
The path to unicycle supremacy — rolling through phases with kinetic stupidity.
- Phase 1: Here comes Dat Boi
- Launch on Uniswap with maximum unicycle velocity
- Build the frog army across Telegram and Twitter
- Community memes and 'oh sh*t waddup' campaigns
Phase 1Unicycle Velocity - Phase 2: Rolling through DeFi
- Listings on major DEX platforms and aggregators
- Partnership with other meme protocols
- Unicycle NFT collection for true believers
Phase 2Unicycle Velocity - Phase 3: Full kinetic stupidity
- CEX listings to spread the waddup energy
- Dat Boi merchandise and IRL events
- Gaming integrations and metaverse presence
Phase 3Unicycle Velocity - Phase 4: Frog-centric dominance
- Global meme supremacy achieved
- Dat Boi becomes the universal greeting
- Unicycles replace all other transportation
Phase 4Unicycle Velocity
Oh Sh*t, Waddup Collection
A curated selection of pure kinetic stupidity and frog-centric excellence.
